Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes by Rick Riordan

Want to know more about Greek heroes, and their horrible endings?
I don't care. This book is rated X for [deleted by usreading],* psycho axe murderers, bull robots, dragons, poison, venom, blood, bile, vomit, moving rocks, harpies, golden apples, bribing, lying, stealing, cheating, executing, impossible tasks, madness, and killing every friend and family member you have.
DO NOT READ. OR ELSE.


- Bruce, 7th grade, Cambridge Street Upper School


* Not actually deleted by usreading.