The Land of Stories: The Mother Goose Diaries

Mother Goose tells her stories throughout the ages: how she started The Renaissance, how she loved Leonardo Da Vinci, how Amelia Earhart outwitted her and lived on an island.
But don't let me bore you with this fiction.
Oh, wait.........
It is a FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you say it isn't, you will get dive - bombed by a giant goose and a short tempered lady in a bonnet riding the goose.
Don't say I didn't warn you.

-Bruce, Grade 7, Cambridge Street Upper School