An alien abducts a girl with orange hair in a police car. She gets caught in an intergalactic war involving mythical space pirates, abducted aliens, and haywire droids that own everything.
Red is upset that everyone calls her red. I mean, what is it with orange hair? Is it, like, universal to call someone "Red" when they have red hair? She doesn't even have RED HAIR!!! It's Orange!!! And blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
- Bruce, 7th grade, Cambridge Street Upper School
